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is a nasty hoe,whose fat and ugly,has no friends, has an ego bigger than her ass and boobs combined, has no friends (x2), lives in "enormous" house, always plays the victim, doesnt care, thinks youre ugly, thinks youre fat,thinks youre acne is bad, has brace aka shark teeth, thinks you have a weird fetish with your friends younger brother #disgusting, is immature, and a better worker than you, is not a voman, thinks you cant drive, but she cant drive, lectures you bc she has no one to lecture her, accuses you of controlling the situation, wont leave your house and tell you to do YOUR chores, but doesnt do her own, a messy slob, attention whore, in love with every guy she looks at and breathes, needs respect, but doesnt give it to other people, thinks youre an idiot, thinks shes a good person and generally nice, cries when she gets mud on her even though she was told there was gonna be mud but she wears white shoes anyway, kicks people in the face, doesnt apologize bc its your fault, you deserved it, ALEX, MIKE, triggered over the littlest thing,loud,chasing people around like shes 5, empty threats, dont giver her "sass", very very childish, doent get over anything, retarted, asks you where you wanna go then agrees then complains that she doesnt wanna be there.
stop being be a Katy pillow.
The precise list of sexual activities to which an individual is willing to consent
'We could have had fun, but a Dirty Nick was not on his pillow menu'
When your sheets/pillow cases have been recently washed and are cleaner than ever
After a long cold day, Conner comes home to sleep and cuddle with his Fresh Pillows
Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.
My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.
Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.
I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.
How hard/strong you stroke in bed while having sex.
An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"