A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!
Person 1:" did erica change the menu again?"
Person2:"she is such a puffer poon!"
Two guys, usually best buds, who back each other up when it comes to the ladies. they are each others wingmen, and occasionally will both try to get with the same girl
"hey, dude, mark just helped me hook up with that chick. we're partners in poon"
When your being buttfucked hard, and it send a tingle to the genitals!
hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle
An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.
Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.
Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants
Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest
When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.
You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?
The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.
"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."