sausage fest

A party, bar, or any type of social gathering where the men significantly outnumber the women. If you're a guy at a sausage fest, your chances of hooking up with a hot chick are practically zero.

"Where the hell are all the chicks? This party is a total sausage fest."

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sausage hammer

The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.

Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.

Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.

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sausage jockey

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.

Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?

Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.

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sausage fest

a room or place full of men

this place is a sausage fest lets get outta here.

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poop sausage

Poop in the shape of a sausage or a sausage in the shape of poop.

I would not eat that if I were you... it looks like a poop sausage.

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Sausage Jelly

Noun
1. Semen / sperm / cum / manjam / spunk.
2. A male reproductive cells; multiple spermatozoon.

I sprayed my sausage jelly right down that ho's throat!

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Italian sausage

A massive erection

Rob: Jimmy, you have an Italian sausage
Jimmy: oh shit!!!

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