The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?
When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.
I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.
A ‘Kool Scooter Master’ often refers to someone who is extremely skilled in the art of being Kool and scootering like a madlad e.g. Miss Harlow (A legend among scooter masters)
Wow, look at Miss go! Isn’t she a Kool Scooter Master!
When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.
Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.
That one fat 10-yearold girl that rides around the neighborhood on a scooter and everyone get accused of liking her.
Friend one: "Haha bro you like her!"
Friend two: "No I don't she's an ugly Scooter Girl"
Friend one: "ok SURE."