Noun. A hoe that scoots her cunt at every guy she sees.
BT
"That fucking bitch rides cock all over town, what a cunt scooter."
When you ride your scooter with friends
We were scootering and she fell off her scooter.
1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all
1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"
2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"
Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "
The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*
may 21,st national buy a scooter day
its may21st which means its national scooter day!!
To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.