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A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.
"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"
"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"
(Verb) the use of excessively long nails when pleasuring a female.
The act of fingering oneself/ someone with long fingernails.
Females masturbation with fake nails
When my chick pleasures herself, she uses just the nail tips.. she be shoveling. That deep itch.
A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown
“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!
Operation Shovel is where Person A lubes up a spoon with a lot of lube, then enter the lubed spoon vaginally or anally into Person B or themselves. Once they hit prostate, or G-spot, Person A then yell,"I struck gold. YARG!!"
Person A: Ready for Operation Shovel
Person B: Yes!
Person A after hitting the G-Spot: I STRUCK GOLD!!!! YARG!!"
The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"
A shovel pp is a penis that picks up snow.
I have a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp