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Bottle skating

Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.

"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Brentmeister May 20, 2005


Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022


need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 09, 2022


Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.

she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends

by darkseid007 October 25, 2019


Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.

Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.

by The women of Earth June 01, 2023


Skate frubing

A sexual act where a male and female (can be 2 males) are both riding on a skate board. Then the female Goes in front and goes into a doggy style type pose and the male does his thing by sticking it in. Mainly done at private skate parks but can be done at public

"I went skate frubing and it was so fun'

by Baggsy boy June 01, 2025


skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters

didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.

by turndown4chay July 24, 2018