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A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!
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Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"
guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."
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The Police. Law enforcement officials.
The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.
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People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH
I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.
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The one and only real ski/snowboard club at MSU. Makes the slopes their bitch. Never allowed to stay in the same hotel/resort twice. Everybody knows who they are, and they mark their turf with their stickers which can be found all over the USA. Biggest (drinking) club on campus. Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.
"Hey, you hear about that cool MSU Snowboard Club?"
"No, I didn't!"
"Me neither lol those guys are fags. Lets go hit up the SSC tailgate."
"Hello, we'd like to reserve some rooms for our annual ski trip out west, we'd like the same rooms as last year."
"Of course, what was the name of your group?"
"The Spartan Ski Club"
*click
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The sexiest group of people known. All the female officers are unbelievably slutty, straight Jersey Turnpike. The word cum will be used in every email at least 3 times. If you see a finger dick at a party just give a good yank and move on. A place where Flip Cup is an Olympic sport. A group of people that aren’t afraid to start raw doggin’ some randoms. But most of all, it’s a GUARANTEED GOOD TIME!!!
"I got so fucking trashed last night, I wound up naked next to four hot bitches this morning. You gotta love a Spartan Ski Club party."
"I had a typical weekend with the rest of Spartan Ski Club. I don’t remember much, all I remember is that I was playing flip cup and then BOOM, I was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill."
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Fucking a fat chick doggy style in a kiddie pool while holding onto her pigtails
I rode the old Oklahoma jet ski last night and it was wild.
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