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When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
wearing flip-flops over socks, thus making socks very obvious
Once upon a time, sock-floppin' was a major fashion "don't."
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.
When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it
Jeff orange socked me last night
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A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
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(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.
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the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.
bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight
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Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.
The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.
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