Split-tail

Refers to the female genitalia. As when the old guy goes to the doctor and his B/P is up and he blames it on the pretty “split-tails” in the office. Vulgar term.

“Doc, my pressure’s high because of all these pretty split-tails you got running around in this office.” (Actual quote) smh.

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Banna Split

When a man surgically modifies his dick into a females pussy

Mark: "hey do you remember Tony?"
Dilfer: "Tony who?"
Mark: "TONY TONY!"
Dilfer: "TONY?!"
Mark: "Yeah that Tony, well did you know he's Tina now?"
Dilfer: "FUCK, HE GOTTA BANNA SPLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Split Rail

When a woman queefs and farts at the same time.

"My jeans are giving me camel toe, so every time I go to fart, I ended up doing a split rail."

"Between that big, black cock and Mexican food last night, it's been a split-railin' kinda day."

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Split bumper

Common use for referral to 70-73 Rally Sport camaros with two small bumpers on each side of the grill.

Is that camaro a split bumper? Yes its a RS camaro

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Split end

what u call someone who u want to cut off

“You know my main , John?” “Yeah why?” “He cheated on me, so now he’s just a split end.”

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Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

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Banana Split

To spread apart both ass cheeks and fart continuously for an extended amount of time.

I gave my sister a banana split while she was sleeping in bed.

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