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Two participants use a double sided dildo in their anus to play tug-o-war.
Ashley: my sphincter is so strong! I bet I could beat you in a Portland strong man conpetition!
Aubrey: bring it on bitch! Mine’s way tighter!!
who?? oh that psycho who thinks hes really tough, haha, hes a puss puss, i beat him down like 5 times, then he burned my house down hehehe hes going to die....
moo moo mooooo!! im voodoo cursing you!!
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And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.
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The coolest thing that includes a snake, a tire and a knife
Come to, the place where tropical breezes blow,
Come to, the coolest place i know,
The people are so great,
But really there's only me,
And that means i'm so great,
And over there's The Cheat,
Oh, there's The Cheat,
At the coolest place i know,
Where the one are always cold,
And the parties last all night,
And there's probably lots of chocolate,
And population tire,
Population...tire.
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a total loser who plays board games with other board games (ie- hi ho cherrio) and sometimes has glow stick juice put into his drink
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When an inebriated man is still able to have a raging erection, we say that his fundamentals are looking strong.
When she saw his raging erection after he had drunk a bottle of Jack Daniels, she screamed in delight "The fundamentals are looking strong"
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when you have a erection and ripped your pants
when i saw that girl i went strong like bull
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