Trailer Hitch Teabag

1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.

While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.

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Mississippi teabag burner

An example of a horrifying sexual act of which you don't want to know the details, but which you are nonetheless curious about.

Brad and Janet are doing it in the next room, he's probably giving her a Mississippi teabag burner.

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chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

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Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

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Teabag with a spot of brown sugar

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)

Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

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Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

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inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).

Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.

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