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A narcissistic tech bro.
Originates from the game “Horizon Zero Dawn”.
Elon musk is a real ted faro ass motherfucker.
(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.
Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.
Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”
Telling someone that you love them far too early, in his case on the first day.
"Dude! No, I’m not gonna be pulling a Ted Mosby!“
someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol
someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol