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i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives
After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼
Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath”
Using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surreptitiously deep cleaning.
Dude, I only have 3 minutes before Rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.
JMB, dude. (Just Magic Bath)
when a person literaly or thoreticly is rolling in the big bucks
yea hes havin a cash-bath right now
When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.
I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?
When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”
“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”
When you need to shut off the power.
Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.