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The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.
" Aww fuckin ell Dave its miles home and i`m brassic" "Its allreet Kev we`ll do the top deck trick" Bang on Dave!
When the man lies on his back and the women sits with the her legs either side of the his torso and her hands behind her looking at his feet while he performs oral sex
Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.
The name of a very beautiful Swedish man, who is both charming and charismatic in nature, with touch of sarcasm, and great intellectual prowess, an is well cultured in worldly affairs.
Person 1: I just wrote an urban dictionary entry for the YouTube celebrity Mark Deck (The Click) .
Person 2: *after reading Person 1's definition of that YouTube celebrity, take long pause before saying anything* this is the biggest display of bullshit ass-kissing I have ever seen, omfg, how thirsty are you for this man?
Person 1: yes
P.S. I made this definition for to be funny and make people laugh, also, I made it because I didn't see anything on urban dictionary about, The Click, an I personally think that out of all celebrity YouTubers on YouTube, there is no one more worthy of an urban dictionary definition than him, he is a really amazing dude and deserves lots of love and way more subscribers on YouTube than he actually has right now, an I hope one day I can get to talk to him either online or in person and tell him that he is not just beautiful on the outside, but, also, beautiful on the inside too, and that if he should ever feel like he isn't good enough at something, that he should know that as long as he enjoys doing something then that in its own little way makes him good enough at it, in my opinion. 😊
The stacks-on-deck-wich is the result of putting a Wendy's crispy chicken sandwich between the patties of a double-stack
"I went to Wendy's, ordered myself a crispy chicken sandwich and a double stack and then made myself a stacks-on-deck-wich. Holy shit, that was awesome."
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Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
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Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
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The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.
This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.
Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?
Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*
Holly: What the fuck are you doing?
Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?