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The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face
Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face
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An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.
Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”
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When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina, then her anus, and finally her mouth. Coined after Ricardo Garcia, aka Dicky, who loved doing dirty dickys.
Damn, I just did a dirty dicky on that biatch!
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A martini made with gin and dry vermouth garnished with a miniature, pickled onion. A spoonful or two of the brine/juice from the pickled onion jar is then added to make it dirty.
He went in for kiss and got his ass smacked thanks to his nasty onion breath from the dirty gibson he was drinking.
Mel Gibson prefers to drink several dirty gibsons before going on drunken, anti-Semitic rampages.
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A Dirty Greta is a hot, usually Italian, girl that texts in lowercase and has fear of commitment. She has great style and she is very smart, although she goes for much older guys cause yk, #DaddyIssues.
x: just went on a date with this super cute 45 year old!!
y:“damn you’re such a dirty Greta”
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A man with a large cock who pipes down multiple women, usually found in the streets not simping, but is an outcast to his peers and fo's because he does not simp compared to his friends
Micheal:Damn, did you see dirty Otto yesterday,
Daniel: yes, I don't want to talk about it cause he went home with my sister and now she can't walk for a week
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