Your body will literally seize up halfway though, you’ll start running out of breath but wait yea you can’t breathe because it’s so terrible and you die inside when your so close to the finish
“I’m doing the 200 fly today....pray for me”
The act of capturing a flying insect and removing its wings before placing it on ones erect penis and ejaculating.
Man I heard Red got the disabled fly last night
Creatures that cannot be seen until you believe they are real. Only then can you witness their majesty. Also the suspected cause of Amelia Earhart's disappearance.
Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.
Believer: Although rarely seen in great number; the flying walrus can be spotted at any time soaring amongst the clouds.
Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.
Believer: You don't believe!!
When a fat person jumps and falls usually down stairs.
Did you see that guy flying fat.
When you are standing on the beach naked and a bird thinks your penis is a hotdog and flys down and grabs it.
Guy: Man i was at the beach yesterday and i was flying succed!
Guy 2: Thats awful :(
The flying Nicholas is a beautiful phenomenon in which when you make sweet love to your significant other, a ritual begins and a Nicholas is conjured. Then the Nicholas will take your significant other and travel away and live happily ever after. But if the Nicholas is angry, he will fuck every nigga alive including you.
Did you see the flying Nicholas last night
I performed the flying Nicholas
This is the nickname of the lord, the legend and the myth, Rom Druyan.
This name, means; "I am your father, watch out or you will get knocked out really fast", so if you will ever see him, RUN!
He is the most attractive and beautiful man ever.
Wtch out, TFL is coming!
Im afraid, The Flying Loko hates me!
I want to kiss him really hard...