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A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
Used to describe someone rather unattractive, but considered a friend.
"Hey mug-guts"
Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.
Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.
Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.
Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
The gut most male bodybuidlers acquire from over consumption of protein drinks, and a lack of situps and crunches. Different from other guts, because it's usually hard as steel, and has cuts in it.
Wow! Did you see that bodybuilder's biceps?
Yeah, did you get a load of his bodybuilder's gut! It had nice cuts in it, but dude, it's still a gut!
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Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.
Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?
It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
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The area right above a fat womans pussy that buldges out like its a second stomach/gut.
Eww! Look at that womans Puss gut!!
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