Hipster Hitler

Hitler has strangely become an Internet sensation of sorts. He mocks LeBron James for leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and scoff's at Susan Boyle for not winning Britain’s Got Talent. “Hipster Hitler" turns the most evil human being in history into a caricature, allowing all of us to step back for a moment and laugh at someone we truly despise.

(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)

Bro 1: "Does that alt-bro have an ironic mustache AND a "I Heart Juice" t-shirt on?"

Bro 2: "WTF!"

Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"

Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."

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Hitler syndrome

When somebody tries to control every aspect of your life and watches everything you do, basically takes over your life like Hitler tried to do to the world.

Your girlfriend tells you what to eat for breakfast? Bro, she's got Hitler syndrome, I'd be careful

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hitler head

When a woman is giving a man oral sex, and as the man is about to orgasm, he straightens his arm and gives the Nazi Salute while using his other hand to make a moustache under his nose.

Mendy got Hitler Head from a jew last night. It was hilarious

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adolf hitler

a guy that tried his hand at painting was rejected and then declared war on the world brought down pretty much all of europe under his rule until he got too greedy and tried to fight a war on two fronts killed millions of jews just for the lulz and couldnt face the consequences of being a dick so he shot himself supposedly because there are many claims of him being in chile or argentina!

me:hey how was your vacation in chile?
friend:awesome its such a beautiful country with great mountains,food,women and i met adolf hitler!
me:sounds great....wait what?

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Hitler Wedgie

When a man with a Hitler Mustache gets a wedgie that is raised to his mustache and causes a chemical explosion and sends a flare in the sky.

Wow, my lesbian grannies Gave me a Hitler Wedgie because I am a Shart.

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zero-to-Hitler

The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at a racetrack.

When I was at a keg party in Santee, this scrawny dude with tatts and a bald head went from zero-to-Hitler in four seconds.

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Southern Hitler

Another term for a soul patch, a small square patch of hair grown under a mans bottom lip.

That guy is sporting a southern hitler!

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