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Sea of lettuce is shit
-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah
Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.
Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”
When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
A chip of your choice, broken up and put on a sand which or hogie of your choice.
I really like Doritos as my chip lettuce on my sand which!
Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart
Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced
Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."
When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.
Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt