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Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
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A podcast skit from the show Cort and Fatboy, found on www.cortandfatboy.com . It documents the antics of George W. Bush as if he were a child running the white house, which is pretty much how it is in real life.
"Dude, did you hear that latest episode of George W. Bush Boy President?"
"Yeah it was great. Fatboy is the greatest."
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The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
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Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
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Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
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A way of telling someone that they are earth-shatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid.
I find your ill-informed positions to be vapid and absurd. I feel a shooting pain in my skull every time you speak. You should run for vice president!
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A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.
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MOMPA, Make Orange Man President Again, political slogan for 2024 US Presidential election. A pun on Make America Great Again.
I'm a MOMPA Republican. Make Orange Man President Again. Anyone's better than Biden.
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"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.
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