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I'm a pepper sprout. My dad is a mexican, and my mother is English!
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To cast pepper across a person's face immediately before he or she is about to orgasm, in an attempt to make him or her sneeze, and thereby intensify the aforementioned imminent orgasm.
I Sergeant Peppered my boyfriend last night and I'm still covered in multiple bodily fluids.
I tried to Sergeant Pepper her last night, but she just got a load of pepper in her eye.
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Sexual Act, Inflicted by a Male:
Fill a small Wasabi dish with pepper and place it on the floor. Tape the mouth of the victim/willing partner completely(so they can only breathe through their nose). Bend Them over(ass in the air, face on the floor). You must then force your partners face into the wasabi dish filled with pepper. Sodomize immediately, and forcefully, forcing the victim to inhale the pepper deeply. Thus producing a sneezing or coughing effect. During the sneezing or coughing, the victims anus will constrict repeatedly. Shove the victims face further into the pepper if the desired effect has not been acheived. Ejaculate in the anus! Run away.
"I totally gave that chick I met at the bar the other night a Dr Pepper. Needless to say I wont be seeing her again."
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A gorgeous specimen who was a contestant on the UK's Big Brother 11.
Although Sam didn't win the show he was definitely the funniest and has the most fame since it's finish.
Sam makes youtube videos and has been recognised to become a partner. He is also on twitter and has the most followers out of all past Big Brother contestants.
Make sure you subscribe to and follow him.
You won't regret it, he is fucking hilarious and is absolutely gorgeoussssss.
Do you know who Sam Pepper is?
Obviously. He's fucking amazing.
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a.k.a. 'D.P.'
* you know its a soft drink.... you proberly know what it tastes like.
* better with rum than cola is
dp and rum drinker: "damn, this tastes better than rum an cola"
observer : "what? doc.P. is filth.. and so's rum, im a finish my lager an leave you to your sickness"
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Shape of the head of your dick
She wants this bell pepper all night long
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