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When your girlfriend is in there taking a shit and you sit on her lap and take a shit.
My boo was using the bathroom so I had to use the second floor.
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A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
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A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”
Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.
The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.
The art of sneaking biscuits/chocolates from the second layer of the tin before the first layer has been finished.
Mammy!! Daddy’s second layering the Christmas biscuits.
A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.
“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”
A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”
The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race
It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds