card trick

Similar to doggy-style. When the woman stays on hands and knees, and the man enters from behind also on his knees. The trick is, when the man is close to being finished, he deals the spermies on her back like a deck of cards on the table.

Tyler: "Can I show you a card trick?"
Sam: "YEAH!! Show me how you work your wand!"

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the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card

Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand

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o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.

She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!

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Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson

German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"

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Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas

"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!

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Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.

“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...