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A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.
Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.
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This is where you've mildly got the horn but you're tired/had a long day/been wanking all day anyway and then you force yourself to masturbate on top of all that.
Of course, consent is involved, it's not like you have to coerce yourself into grabbing your own genitals - "Oh come on, honey, you'll like it, I promise!" - more that you feel you should have a play, even given the state you're in, and you really try to enjoy yourself, but you heart's just not in it.
i spent two hours on my bully wank and all i got was this lousy orgasm and sleep deprivation.
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To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.
"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."
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Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.
A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.
Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.
Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.
Fuck me that was a long aussie wank, got through 24 fosters.
When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it
"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"
"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"
The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.
I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!