Random
Source Code
Random
Similar to Santorum but not requiring the anal lube.
Eww! You got shitty butt cum all over grandma!
15👍 34👎
When a guy smokes weed while a girl gives him head!
Oh, dude my chick is awesome she does Puff Puff Cum all the time, it feels amazing.
6👍 9👎
A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)
"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"
"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
19👍 52👎
Basically Brokeback Mountain. Gay guys having sex.
dude wanna have a colorado cum fest this weekend? hecka yee!
13👍 33👎
Samii, have you seen Sir Cums Alot latly, he misses you.
8👍 20👎
A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.
Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?
wankertoast: eat your cum.
7👍 17👎
An interesting event where a female sucks icecream off her partner's cock. Along with the icecream, she may also taste in some mixed cum.
Timmy "the icecream man" gave all them hoes a nice cum cream cone at the club last night.
4👍 9👎