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when someone is cross eyed. describing someone who's cross eyed.
She's cute except her eyes are social distancing..
Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud
The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes
cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted
"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.
Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.
When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.
If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.
The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.