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The smelliest, gentlest, cutest most perfect farts that have ever graced the nasal cavities of a member of the human race. Let alone the most powerful farts ever created since the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
It has been said they hold mystical qualities / properties. Including but not limited to, being able to cure cancer, blindness, and terminal disease.
I was just at a Billie Eilish concert the other day. I scored backstage passes, and when walking by her dressing room, I caught a whiff of rotten sulfur egg, and sour cream beans and cheese, and I knew I'd just inhaled Billie Eilish's Farts.
Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…
Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
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The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”
“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquid torture. i never wanna leave her.never.
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