CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.

MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.

Wack Job

When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.

I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.

two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

zam job

When an elderly women is sucking you off and getting your cock wet and gives you a handjob to make your dick dry

My grandma gave me a zam job at Christmas dinner

Blow Job Corn Field

A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how

James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl

Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie

Cheb Job

When someone's sucking and they don't deepthroat, but they make a fake gag noise to pretend you're bigger than you are.

That chick can't suck, she only gave a cheb job

Cheek Job

When you bit a person's cheek off in a heat of passion, whether romantically or maliciously, and then proceed to stick your penis in the fresh wound.

"Back in prison, I bit that nigga's cheek off and gave that punk bitch a cheek job."

"Hey Tom, how did you like that cheek job last night?"