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The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.

Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?

by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022


2 day blackout

A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell

What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021


Kevin 2

That back up Kevin you have when the other Kevin is a glasses wearing white boy who could leave you any day now. Kevin 2 is also a horny weeaboo who has a lot of "glue" inside of all of his manga. Make sure he never physically touches you and never let him borrow any of your stuff because whatever is on his hand is not "glue".

Alright Kevin 2, original Kevin just died so play Smash Bros with me now

by Assasin101 November 28, 2019


2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022


Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

by WHATTHEFA April 23, 2023


new wave 2

@fifty.bands sole creator.

The highness of sound. Spacious drum
Patterns, unique reversed vocal melodies looped in a way you can listen to it all day. Pure ambience. Pure sound. Pure waves.

“This beat just hits different. Its new wave.”

“Yeah, but its new wave 2”

by MandlVands June 8, 2023


CARS 2

A way to say let's try sex

Her: Wanna try Cars 2
Him: Sure

by January 8, 2024