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when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean
i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.
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A name for a theatre kid who thinks that the Soviet Union is funny. Based on a small Styrofoam fish who is 4 inches long.
"Hey that kid is listening to the Soviet Anthem during our rehearsal!"
"He's totally being like Fred The Fish."
Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.
Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.
A fish dinner served on a platter sauteed in Sam Adams Boston lager with a side of PUSS
Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!
The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS
My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler
Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.
Man, Jason is just a fish fry catholic. I never see him at church anymore.
andy was being a piss guppy today but matai went full piss fish