Thumpin on his meat

Beating your girlfriend and or wife.

Drish: Hey where has Tom been
Robably: He went to jail for thumpin on his meat. I called the cops so she didn't end up hurt too bad.
Drish: Oh no! I hope she is ok.

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

meat can

A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.

YOU: "DIES TO LOSER NO LIFE LV.200 KID"
YOU: YOU MEAT CAN UR SO BAD LEGIT GET A LIFE YOU CHUB CAKE!

Heats out, meats out

When it's too hot in your room and you can't get comfortable so you just take all your shit off.

Heats out, meats out: When you're too damn hot in your room so you just take your damn clothes off.

Hey bro why the fuck are your clothes on the floor?

Oh you know man, heats out meats out.

meat mincer

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee

"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."

Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds