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Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.
Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp
A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.
Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
Guy 1: Yo I got the CDG Converse.
Guy 2: Bro those are some simp kicks.
When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law
When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law
Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
When a Overage girl gets of work and simps for a minor
I just got off work I’m gonna have my simp time