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londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up

londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it

by Theplastics July 30, 2020


Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.

Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!

by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024


omegle simps

Simps who are mega but not too obsessive, a type of lovey simp who want nothing relationship wise but just a compani!onship.

kate and cat are omegle simps for aj.
they're simps for that man i tell you!

by Cathrinsangel March 16, 2022


Simp kiss

Simp kiss means a kiss from a person that clearly likes you

R/N:*gives a simp kiss*
R/N:that was definitely a simp kiss

by PrinceGandPrincessG April 1, 2021


___the.weird._.simp

The best, cutest person and mutual, literally the best person on the whole world <3.

-Who’s ___the.weird._.simp?
-The cutest person on the whole word

by his favourite person ig July 6, 2021


I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by ill strangle you April 13, 2022


Female simp

Madcat

Geez bro, madcat is such a female simp

by CrimsonCumshot October 11, 2021