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The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.
I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.
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the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
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A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
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When two penis' meet on chat-roulette in an awkward standoff against one another.
#1- bro worst thing... i was doing my usual thing on chat-roulette-
#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...
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He haunts you for life.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.
You: "You seen John anywhere?"
Guy: "I'm afraid he was a victim to the Penis Seggs Man...."
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WANT SOME FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS?
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A term refering to your new boyfriend and/or fuckbuddy. Does not refer to the female having male genitals.
Alison, I see you have a shiny new penis!
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