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Cardiac cats

The team that hasn't been allowed to play ever since David Tepper became owner and took the team's spirit, showing some people that no matter how much money you have, even if it can buy you a winning team, there are things it can't buy. When there is a constant threat of guys losing their jobs if they don't meet a puppeteer's expectations, their life is being made beyond difficult, aand it's not a good way to stay focused on what you're doing (it's an ongoing distraction).

Some people miss the Cardiac cats and wonder if they're ever coming back, since they have been replaced by a lot of new uncertainty that wasn't there when Jerry Richardson was.

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021


cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 7, 2021


Hairless cats

When cats are hairless so you eat them and fry ten

You cut the Hairless cat open and fry them and eat it (hairless cats

by Hairlesss catssse March 23, 2020


whoopie cat

A fat girls pussy

wow look at the whoopie cat on that bitch

by chief sit n drill March 3, 2024


whoopie cat

slang for fat girl pussy

wow, look at the whoopie cat on that bitch.

by chief sit n drill March 3, 2024


Da cat meme

A cat, that becomes a meme, by the way, ur looking SUS today.

Dude 1: did u know about da cat meme?
Dude 2:of course!!

by Da cat meme August 25, 2021


Oil Cat

A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.

Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .

Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.

Man: what a simping oil cat !

Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls

Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!

by Very Concerned Citizen August 4, 2022