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the coolest bus ever, where the greatest partys occur between the destinations of redruth and truro. Usually comprising of 3 people, although the party bus can be boarded by anyone who can jam the wolf.
Hey what did you do yesterday?
I rode the truro party bus?
WOW!! Honestly??
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A cray, amazing website containing all the new music you'll ever need.
"Yo, what's cray?"
"New music is cray. You'll party like it's 1999 at www.like1999.com."
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Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly stupid. Usually consisting of a fight or an unforgettable party prank.
1: Orin: "Hey Eric, that Chad that's dancing by himself over there just told me he donkey punched your mom last night!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"
2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.
3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
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When a girl wears way too much make up and has drawn on eyebrows.
Oh my word Becky look at Kim’s face! She looks like she was the center or a Crayola bukkake party!
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Tijuana tea part-the sexual act in which one and there sex partner exchange golden showers
Breaking news see why your teen daughter has been coming home smelling like a hobo and what new sex act is sweeping the nation some call it sexy others dicusting I call it the tijuana tea party
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When more than one white male wearing cut off sleeves t shirt and a hat backwards with a beer in their hand
Do you see that white cracker party over there at Ruston Tires? No what are you talking about? The guy with cut off sleeves and hat backwards with a beer in his hand. Oh my.
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A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.
Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
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