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Gu Chunhui News Network/GCNN is a news network primarily based in Turkmenistan, however it has stations in Türkiye And China and france. Led by PsychoGenius. It is the most TRUSTED news source, it has collaborations with Wang Dong News Network and Bao Shuang News Network, it primarily reports on crime and war.
Guy 1: CNN is the most trusted news network
Guy 2: That is completely false, Gu Chunhui News Network is far more reliable and trusted. Please do research before making such an uneducated comment...
A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.
Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.
on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.
Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Commitee. The current TT group have alienised volunteers and our wildly unpopular. Over 50% of the organizations in town now refuse to work with them. Brendan Foley, James Day and Orna Eccles should retire and hand over bank account and social media details so a new group can be elected and hopefully repair the damage the current committee has done.
Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Committee. They have loss all support and credibility
a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)
Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!
A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)
*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*
Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.
You : I’m poor
Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone
You : ok
*fucking couple months later*
Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.
You : ok
Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now
You : ok