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Part-Time Jobs

1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.

2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.

Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?

Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.

Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.

Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.

by Bergstein February 22, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Every Fucking Time

A term used when a friend makes fun of 1 of your qualities over and over again.

Every Fucking Time, every time you make fun of my voice.

by Pubo December 8, 2016

13๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


the time of your life

what wooday master number one (rafi marcus) gives the ladies!

yo baby, if you chill with me, I'll give you the time of your life! you won't regret it! WOODAY!

by rafi marcus February 7, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


All Time High

Rock band out of Moorestown N.J. The band name does not have anything to do with drugs!!!

All time High. Poop Poop Poop poop Poop

by Ball Mickinley June 13, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Time Rush

Big Time Rush Is A Potty Boy Band... In Which They Sing Songs With Lyrics That Don't Make Sense /Or Are Childish. New lyricists Maybe Hired If Under 5 Years Old.

A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.

Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.

Toby Maguire: I hate BTR
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?

by ZquadBelieber June 14, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


1 Time

'1 time' is a reference to up-and-coming Canadian hip-hop music producer Bijan Amir a.k.a 'Bijan 4 the 1 time'.

He is most known for producing alongside Metro Boomin on his latest 'Without Warning' surprise rap project released in 2017.

'oh man you heard that new track Rick Flair Drip??'
'yeah man, that 1 Time production was fucking lit.'

by gud cyrus November 23, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hobo smashing Time

Any particular time of the day. Any time some person may ask for the time.

Chase- Hey, do you know what time it is?

Shawn- Yeah. ITS HOBO SMASHING TIME, BABY!!!

by Waltz Fitzgerald, Esquire December 10, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž