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The daddy strap

The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.

“Hey Todd, do you use the daddy strap too?”

by TML88 July 8, 2018


daddy rich boss

daddy rich boss is so rich he almost gave me money cuz it was my birthday

he is vina's sugar daddy

vina: who are you?

daddy rich boss: im daddy rich boss

by mushbeetles July 11, 2023


Daddy Seat

daddy seat /dadē sēt/ (noun) : the abdominal fat that new fathers get around their mid section.

The protruding abdomen creates a seat for the baby's bottom so it is easy to hold the child with one hand allowing the other hand to be used for something else.

synonyms: big belly
antonyms: six-pack

My daddy seat makes it really easy to hold baby Jimmy while drinking my beer.

by jrgdc May 31, 2017


Daddy issues become daddies issues

just a little food for thought

Daddy issues become daddies issues

by Thehairydabber December 4, 2024


cusp daddy

A man on the verge of being a "daddy." A male who appears to almost have daddy energy, but may fully age into daddy-hood in about five years.

Ie: Henry Cavill circa 2022. "Henry Cavill isn't quite a daddy, he's more of a cusp daddy - give him five years."

by Beckiestofbeckys December 13, 2022


Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022


Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018