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Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)
Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?
Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.
Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.
1. Someone who is HEAVILY simping for someone
2. (My favourite one) someone who is simping for many people at the same time.
1 - Aaron has only talked about Marshall Lee from adventure time lately- They are becoming a God Tier Simp
2 - Damn, Avery has spammed the simping channel with 18 different characters! They sure are a God Tier Simp
A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep
Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO