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A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...
"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"
One who is best guitar player.
Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines
When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.
Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.
God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves
Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?
Rick: nope; what happened?
Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!
Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
1 - Polo G’s alias
2 - a person with a high tolerance to mdma
3 - a person that is very good lying
lying in polo g crib off the x he call me cap god
A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless