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A Bio King is a drag king who is biologically( or potentially, not amab but identifying as) male.
That Bio King always kills his lip syncs
Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...
Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."
Guard "KING HAROD!"
Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"
Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"
Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
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Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"
Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."
Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"
Harod "NO SHIT!?"
Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"
Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"
Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"
Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."
Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"
Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"
Guard "Hell, yeah!"
*3 days later*
Guard "Um... King Harod?"
Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"
Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."
Harod 🤨 "What is?"
Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah..."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."
Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"
Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."
Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"
Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰
Guard "Yeah..."
Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,
guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king
guy 2, but its funny though
i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away
He is the king of the kings of the kings of the kings of the kings of the kings of the kings of the kings of the kings of the king
He is sajawal-king
A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”
Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!
Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!
a very sexy 6ft tall man with a 12 pack who uses 100kgs for lateral warmups and can bash Fadi with his pinkie toe
josh king is a sigma
The fork king is the name given to lachy at birth. He is the one who walks and lifts taller, and with his mighty tines he makes the world and the people in it a better place one lift at a time
The fork king is here, my lord lachy the fork king