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John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.
guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
Doesn't understand social media trends
What da dawg doin
This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john
John can replace a person, place or thing
“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table”
the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves
someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
someone who probably broke hearts a million times
:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.
John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.
A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
John may look cute and all but he’s just a big wimp