Big dicked ass nigga who’s cool as fuck
Is that John? I just know he fucks
Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny
John watches too many memes on facebook
To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier
John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something
Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
Someone who plays gta 5 non stop
Stop being a John and get off the Xbox