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Actually, it's a pretty damn good school. The only people who don't think so are the people who have never been to a school that actually sucks.
The worst part is that there are people who graduate, go to college, have a whole different life and STILL bitch about the rivalry between KM and Arrowhead. Arrowhead > KM at football, this will never change. Just... get over it.
Some of our hallways are mysteriously splattered with paint and most of the boys are cocky. There are only 40 fat girls out of 1500 students, NO LIE NO LIE.
... so if you're fat you'll feel bad when you come here and maybe develop an eating disorder.
I like my teachers. (:
... and our cheerleaders are cute and good at what they do.
Kettle Moraine High Schools are also known as the Lasers. Lasers are lasery. You can't touch a laser. Zoom zoom zoom!
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A new high school located in South Elgin, IL. This school is infested with kids of the emo persuasion, as well as many gangsters (also, the ever unpopular wangsters) and slutty "popular" freshmen. There are a few nerds here and there, but do we really care about that? South Elgin is a place where heads are held high with pride and excitement, but most of the time that's just the drugs keeping the students so awake. Being a student or faculty member at South Elgin comes with it's risks, though. We all remember the m80 and the "gang fight" (which sadly never happened) of 2008. SEHS can be a place of warmth and contentment, too. I'm sure I speak for every student when I say that when I look out of the library window and I see those cows grazing on the farm across the field from the track, my heart goes to mush as I awe and take in that sweet, cow-stenchy air. Mm-mm. Other than all of this nonsense, there's really nothing more to say about South Elgin except it might just be the equivalent of a blister or a parent- it just won't go away.
Do you remember the m80?
At South Elgin High School?
Yeah!
Yep. Good times.
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BRHS is a large high school of well over 2,500 students located on 600 Garretson Road, Bridgewater, New Jersey. The school is known for many things, other than the student's athletic, extra-curricular, and academic achievements:
1. A largely homogenized group of freak students. Many students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect. Other students are "ghetto" and wear shitty clothes and really freaking low pants to look "ghetto". There are also freaking tons of emo people who smoke tons of weed and wear emo clothes and listen to emo music. There are so many emo people, they could go start their own wrist-slitting school. they wear black and tight and ugly clothes and are total mall-rats who all go there and smoke tons of cigs and weed. they only like other emo mall-rats and think they're so freaking great.did i mention how much weed they smoke?
3. Whores. Many of them. some are really nasty too. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic semi-educational institution-asylums in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures. many of them will have sex with multiple people almost every night when they go party and get super high and drunk.
3. A completely ridiculous fucked-up arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a stoned drunk high Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack, weed, heroin, LSD, PCP, meth, drunk, and salvia when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten, no eleven separate buildings, mostly according to subject and other stupid things, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts. and all the ghetto people hang in front of the guidance office. all the emo people are everywhere, but usually meed around the 1000 building, at the three entrances.
4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive, nasty, slutty cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies. (they are so gay, even when blown-up condoms are around by one of the classes.)
5. So many people opt either to come to school ridiculously high or buy their drugs at school (there are massive amounts of weed here). Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony(well, sort of, there are serious fights that seem to happen every week and tons of drama, and fighting, much of which is over weed). Infamously, a teacher was arrested two years ago in a drug bust. (others smoke weed to though)
6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.(that is about the wisest money they ever spent, even though the older football field was really nice but the team sucked so bad all the other money is wasted on even dumber things like having 75 cameras and catching almost nothing of any importance, but then again, most of the money goes to even more useless things)
7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny... but that has changed since then and is now considered a load of shit school
Bridgewater-Raritan High School
Bridgewater-Raritan High School studnets:
Student 1: We R BR!(jk)
Student 2: shutthefuckup, emo pot-headed, whorey fag.
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An overcrowded gathering of students due to inaccurate guaging of districts, wherein what was once known as a minority of brown and asian people somehow outnumber the caucasian population. Once noted as the "next Columbine" by Howard Stern, in accordance to the early bomb threats and gas leak scare of school year 2004/2005. Up until the class of 2005 graduated, it was one of the only schools to have two campuses that are two miles apart. The upper-middle class kids all think they're ghetto. Cliques form, but OBHS kids cant relate with the classic groupy classification of high school that you see in the movies. We have groups of all sorts and we hate everyone almost equally. There's still the asians that play DDR, the goth kids that play hackey sack, and the preppy girls that worry about nothing but their appearance, but somehow we manage to get along and tear each other apart at the same time. It's a place of love/hate relationships with everything you come across and a place that you dream of getting out of but never forget once its all over. One of the strangest schools you'll ever stumble into.
"This train station is so OBHS (Old Bridge High School)."
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Bel Air High School, a place of raging achoholics, completly trashed potheads, preps that think anyone would die for a sexual intercourse with them, and goths who should probably just kill themselves and get in out of the way sooner, rather than later and suffer of the embarassment of the pot killing you first. Bel Air High School if you want to be beaten up by the angry gang members the roam the hallways looking for a punching bag..but dont worry the leaking tanks or the asbestos near the locker rooms will kill you first. A cop now roams the hallways along with those gang members.. i guess he mistoke it for a prison..i can imagine why that would not be hard. Being in bel air is like being in a maximum security prision full of asswholes and morons that think the world is their sex lover. Were just like most schools though...we have the preps, who think are the hottest things since britt spears, the goths, that you should watch out for unless you want to experience some form of vodo, the prudes..that are wasting their life away being "studeous", the punk rockers, the ghetto sluts and whores, and the complete and utter weirdos that most people would rather die than talk to. The only thing that sucks more than the athletic teams are the girls..and even then the guys still think they suck. People at BA masterbate to the beatles, and make love to avril lavigne. Lacrosse players are stupid enough to smoke it up right behind the school. Little do they know the only reason that they are good is because they have Brandon Mcknew. Most likeley if you go to bel air, that your best friend has done you mom on one occasion or another. If your best friend hasnt done your mom, hes done your sister. Half of the kids there go to AA meetings every tuesday, or go to drug rehab...not that they care. Dont come to bel air, ecpecially if you are from fallston, c.milton, or north harford, well have to take your money...and kick your ass.
"You fucking wouldnt get my pot...so i did your mom bitch"
Gang Member One: Do you wanna piece of me?
Gang Member Two:..ppshht..bitch please i want the whole thing
"You got any more vodka over there?...i drank all of the bacarti"
" Shit man..my dildo broke!!"..."Its okay dude i have a spare"
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This is a high school located in Edmonton Alberta. Very big school, with a lot of options, freedom, nice and smart people, and funny teachers.
"what school you go to?"
"Jasper Place High School"
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Downingtown East High School was established in 2003 after Downingtown High School split which is now known as Downingtown West. The principal is Paul E. Hurley, famous for his ponytail. Downingtown East is in the richer area of the two schools. Also is the more intelligent school. At East most girls are slutty and the guys think they are hot shit. 80% of the students blaze the ganja. Then there are the faggots who write bomb threats in the bathrooms, the school has to evacuate everyone from the building. It's not funny. Downingtown East is not as good in sports as West except for a few like girls basketball and boys lacrosse and hockey. And the arguement will never end who is the better school, East or West.
Normal Day at Downingtown East High School.
kid 1: yo man, you need any trees?
kid 2: nah bro i'm good, i just got some bangin kush the other day.
kid 1: oh word...
kid 2: yeah, wanna blaze that shit tomorrow?
kid 1: alright dude, im down.
Bomb Threat Evacuation #3
Mr. Hurley (on loudspeaker) : There has been a threat to the school, for the safety of students and staff, we will be evacuating the building at this time
kid 1: here we go again....
kid 2: if i find out who's doing this, this kid will be dead.
kid 1: i know right, this kid is in deep shit.
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