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When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains
I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.
It's just a prank, bro, so get a sense of humour you fucking snowflake!
Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic
When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt
Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'
When a girl is not interested in her guy friend, but she still wants to “bro” down with him.
Examples:
Fishing, hunting, shooting, mudding, video games, and anything else that is considered a “bro activity.”
In this case, the girl is no longer a girl, but has reached the status of “bro.”
Frat Boy #1: “Man, Ally is so dope. She’s a total bro-friend.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”
Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”
For people who start dating their male sibling whether brother or step brother etc
How's things going with you and your Bro-friend?