Pee-pee time

n 1: a urination difficulty that can be overcome with urination facilities.
syn: rough sledding

"Doris, pull the car over! it's pee-pee time!"

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New York Times

A news outlet/source full of lies.

Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better

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time to make the doughnuts

A statement made in the morning (possibly before work) by a man to his partner indicating that he'd like some morning sex.

Jay woke up around 7 and started dry-humping Lucinda, stating "Time to make the doughnuts!"

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Ticking Time Bomb

when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other

Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .

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two-time sally

a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.

the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.

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All Time Low

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.

If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :

The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.

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it's white party time!

Something you yell out when, at a house party populated predominately by white, overprivleged suburbanities, a fat naked guy douses himself in coke and jumps into the pool from the roof of the boathouse, a jocky guy jugs a beer, smashes on his forehead and lets loose a roid-rage scream, & somebody throws on Simple Plan or Blink or some gay shit like that and the white neo-hippie topless girls start doing that swaying, soulless, arythmic white hippie mope-dancing thing - and not particularly in that order.

"When Pierre Bouvier showed up, I knew it was time to yell 'It's white party time.' Too bad he ended up fucking my boyfriend." - Some girl

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