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The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.
(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.
A tool used for pure sexiness
Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.
When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.
Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.
S/N# means "Serial Number".
S/N# is found at a lot of the stuff you buy.
All the other plans failed, and you have to resort to any way possible to eliminate remaining Africans.
"Boys look, Plan M failed, we have to resort to Plan N."
What someone you work with says you said when in reality you were simply stating how you felt ill and would like to go home. This person never understands you so for his birthday you will get him the miracle ear.
Bad n Juicy is a lot like shaking a twinkie.