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Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.
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when you rub yo gurls titties and as a reaction, she begins to pass gas uncontrollably.
An insult that you can use when your friend is tickling your pickle too much.
Brian, why are you being such a titty-butt-fart? Shut the fuck up man.
Hey Jose, rub my titties! No, I don’t want a titty-butt-fart stinking up my room!
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Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.
The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.
Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB
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Usually the outcome of some dude on dude action. It is the product of man cum and air pressure build up in the anus thus producing a bubbly cum fart.
Last night, Frank released the biggest bubbly cum fart after sex!
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While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other.
While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.
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The act of producing an extremely potent fart that first, overwhelms the creator's cubicle filling the tiny space with toxic gas, and second, then billows up and over all four walls to flow into and consume his or her's fellow employees' cubicles, hallways, or offices, much like a tidal wave crashing over a wall wiping out everything in it's path.
Employee 1: Oh my god that is terrible, must've been the chimichanga I had for lunch.
(A minute passes.)
Employee 2: *gag* Jesus Christ Joe was that you?
Employee 3: That smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Employee 4 (walking by): *nearly throws up into trash can next to the copier*
Employee 1: That's what I call the tidal wave (fart).
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The act of vibrating the vagina or scrotum with a loud vibrating fart while scissoring.
I asked that lonely chick if she liked vibrators, she said yes so I scissored her and ripped the biggest fart ever known to mankind.
This is known as a scissor fart.
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