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is om a simp for angelina

Yes he is, he is a big ass simp for angelina.

Is om a simp for angelina

by Wqlvez November 11, 2021


Simp Hunting Month

Also known at NNN(No Nut November) its the month we track down those filthy bastards who simp for pokimane and other twitch thots they must die the most painfull deaths for failing NNN and jerking of to those clapped thots at twitch

Simp Hunting month is in november prepare to kill the simps onsite

by suck your mum you cow April 29, 2021


Simp Team

An argentinian hkwd students gang that usually tries to raid discord servers.
They are also known for their (not) amazing musical career

+ Hey are you on the Simp Team?
- Not really bro, but i'd like to be there for sure.

by Lucas Huebe November 23, 2021


Ing Simp

A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.

Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.

-Playing a FPS-

Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021


simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021


Simp called noe

Donating 1000 dollars to a twitch thot so his name gets spit out. Pls sweep those simps and thots

Simp called noe pls kill me

by Noe is a simp May 1, 2020


Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.

person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore

by Toothpiccc December 20, 2020