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Johns

Just a mf fr .or an item fr. Sometimes plural . sometimes not. Biggy cheese ahh mofo. Commonly used in sentences it doesn’t make sense in.

Friend: where yo dogs at ?
Man: idk johns be playing and whatnot

by Youeverdreamaboutanugget January 23, 2024


john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS

character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋

by penis licker111 August 3, 2022


John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"

by June 8, 2018


John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.

I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.

by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023


John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021


John

This one guy I know

Hey I saw John on the weekend

by Konitherobot September 14, 2020


John

Very outgoing person with a good personality but can be cocky at times. he is usually hard to get to know but is very fun when You do. He is or tries to be a ladies man and is not afraid to ask anyone out. He has little to no filter and says whatever he feels like not caring about the results. John overall is a pretty cool guy

You know that guy named John

by October 6, 2021